(This conversation took place over Facebook chat today.)

9:44am Andrew

hahah

so, how goes your imminent novel of epic awesomeness? Started yet?

9:45am Me

I have an outline and many notes!

So… kinda!

9:45am Andrew

Come on Stephen King. get the lead out… on paper

9:46am Me

Maybe I should get run over by a van like him

Wind up in traction

That would certainly help me (takes off sunglasses) …get a leg up.

YEAAAAAHHHH

9:48am Andrew

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i hope that van kills you