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Goofus and Gallant. You so opposite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-09-15-52-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>I don't know Tiff, but I'm fairly sure she has many psychological issues.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jamesbond.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jamesbond</image:title><image:caption>No, Mr. Labia. I expect you to die.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ryangosling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryangosling</image:title><image:caption>Hey girl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-09-15-25-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/111226-233201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>111226-233201</image:title><image:caption>You don't even know how much you love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-09-14-59-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salt</image:title><image:caption>WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-09-14-23-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cosmo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/goofusgallant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goofusgallant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-22T23:04:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2012/04/14/quiet/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-14T13:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2011/12/26/uh/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-27T03:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2011/03/24/a-truth-universally-acknowledged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/spilledwinergagelerste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpilledWineRgagelerSte</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 1.5: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/atlanticcanadamap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AtlanticCanadaMap</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 1.4: Bigger than you think it is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/500x_pdd-nice-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>500x_pdd-nice-guy</image:title><image:caption>Fig 1.3: An all-too-common refrain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/130_0311_03z2004_mitsubishi_lancer_evolutionright_hand_drive_gear_shift_passenger_side_interior_view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130_0311_03z+2004_Mitsubishi_Lancer_Evolution+Right_Hand_Drive_Gear_Shift_Passenger_Side_Interior_View</image:title><image:caption>Fig 1.2: Yeah, it LOOKS easy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/woman-crying1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-crying</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 1: "Why isn't Chad texting me back?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/woman-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-crying</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 1: "Why isn't Chad texting me?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-24T05:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2011/03/16/the-black-velvet-band/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-16T22:39:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/12/12/craig/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-04T01:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/11/18/busting-out-all-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/36c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>36c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kidding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/36h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>36h</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/36c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>36c</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T18:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/11/15/so-i-do-this-now/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-05T20:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/11/15/movember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tom-selleck-337-x-450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom 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Science</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T18:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/07/16/why-ill-never-be-a-writer/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T17:26:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/06/24/skin/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-26T01:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/06/07/a-very-special-episode/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T15:11:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/2010/05/19/nice-boys-dont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedisasterballet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/niceguys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice Guys</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of A Softer 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